I find that I’m more successful in keeping my resolutions if I keep them secret for the year. Here’s the list I made last year. Honest.
Take Friday’s off
Join 42,674 social networks. (I fell short on this one, but I gave it my best effort)
Get a massive infection in my leg.
Go to Vegas without gambling a dime
Create a widget.
Introduce you to my messed up family
Learn to be a better listener
Improve my skills at being a smart ass.
Become popular by throwing a party with free tacos
Travel 900 miles to sign a poster.
Meet Odis Jack Gillard
Use the term, “disintermediation” in a blog post
That’s it. Wait until you see what I’ve thought up for 2008!